Tag: comedy

If my Poochon Puppy had Insta, this is what she would post.

*Phone vibrates at 7:28am* Where’s my phone? *yawn* What notifications have I got?…Time to start updating my Insta for the day ya’ll… “Morning snuggles with my human. #nofilter #wokeuplikethis #chill #ownerandme #morning”  “When you try to take a picture of your food and you accidentally end up with the...

Conversation With a Puppy (4AM)

Conversation with a puppy: (True Story) Daisy: Human! Human! Get me out of here! Me: Daisy, you’re in the crate for your own safety. It’s also 4am, go back to sleep. Daisy: I can’t sleep. The Sky is awake, so i am awake! Me: No. I’m going back to...

New Gym, New Me!

You know it’s been a long time since you’ve been to the gym when…they had closed for two weeks for renovations, moved the entrance to the back of the building and completely transformed it. And I had no idea about it until I turned up yesterday morning!   The...